Top 10 Signs You Are A Bride

And without further ado....

10. You hear songs on the radio and scream, "What's it called!?!!!! Who has a pen!???!!!" just in case it ends up being the song you want to use for your dances/entrance/aisle.

9. Pinterest becomes your best friend and your wost enemy over night.

8. You have a sudden and invested interest in the difference between rose pink and blush pink.

7. You can name the typical styles of dresses, fabric used, and warn others who think they are buying silk to ensure it is not polyester silk-- all skills you didn't have months ago.

6. Related, you now know the different cuts of diamonds and styles of rings, and can name all good quality synthetics as well. Moissonite three stone princess cut with a halo and peek-a-boo diamond, anyone?

5. Your new definition of "disaster" becomes finding your dream shoes in turquoise and realizing that they have been discontinued.

4. You have a constant nagging feeling there is something to do... and there is. It's on that mile long list that has a copy on your fridge, in your purse and on the computer at home and work.

3. Every time you think you are close to completing everything you can on that mile long to-do list, a vendor adds 10 more things that need to be done. ASAP.

2. You have become a slave to RSVP cards. First, you wait at the mailbox, excitedly collecting the few that come in immediately. Next, you start to worry when that invite from your boss says they have RSVP'd for two, but there is only his name. Soon, you panic because there are no food selections on half the cards. After, in a Bridezilla-esque breakdown, you rant to a friend about how people can't fill out RSVP cards anymore. Finally, the deadlines comes and goes with at least 10% unaccounted for and you are on the phone a few hours a day trying to explain to Uncle Bob that he has to say yes or no, not maybe, because the caterer doesn't accept "maybe" when you pay them in two days.

And the number 1 sign you are a bride....


The wedding nightmares have begun.



Less than one month, readers! With flowers, timelines, seating charts, floor plans, snack bars, gifts, centrepieces, picking up dresses, bridesmaid dress disasters and more in the works, I only hope I can survive my last two days of school and get through this!

~Miss. Sunshine